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o-piium:

rhapsodybrohemian:

Let’s dress up and I’ll take you to dinner, tease you under the table and then you can take my suit off when we get home.

Okay

perfsicle:

onlydillon:

perfsicle:

i want someone to talk on the phone late at night with

So this girl wants someone to talk to late at night with. So I figure, hey, I’ll be a nice guy and give her a call just to say hey and be kind. But no…she decides t0 NOT ANSWER THE PHONE I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS ASHLEY I’M TRYING TO BE NICE AND TALK TO 14 YEAR OLDS THAT ARE MATURE

DILLON NUMBER 1 MY PHONE IS ON SILENT SO I DDITN EVEN KNOW NUMBER 2 U R DRUNK NUMBER 3 I AM WATCHING BIG BROTHER

fashionable-gamer:

Ever notice how when justifying a child’s misbehavior no one ever says stuff like “girls will be girls” or “she’s a girl”, but the list of things a “young lady” can’t do is almost endless?

You learn from a young age that masculinity comes with freedom; femininity comes with restrictions.

putins-boyfriend:

vaniccio:

i struggle between wanting to stay up late and wanting extra hours of sleep

hola