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why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

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*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

"I’m not upset that you lied to me, I’m upset that from now on I can’t believe you."
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"Sometimes you tell someone to never call you again and then the phone rings and you hope its them, its the most twisted logic of all time."
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